derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!

Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low

by LankymanDan November 9, 2009

weapons of mass deception

Pun on the catch all phrase used to desrcibe chemical, biological, and radioactive (dirty & atomic) weapons.

We used the weapons of mass deception ruse to get the public to back our invasion of Iraq.

by Brian July 11, 2003

dementianal

Suffering from dementia. The act or process of being demented.

Little Johnny is dementianal!

by e.l. hopkins April 26, 2006

angle deceptions

Angle deceptions are misleading photos taken by oneself disguising any flaws or imperfections, generally used for a profile picture. They improve your 'situation'.

This girl I met appeared really tall online but in person i realized it was merely the angle deceptions

by spectralux July 22, 2011

Accidental Deletion

On occasion one will create something wonderful; a swirl of whip creme upon an immaculate hot fudge sundae; with the exact amount of fudge you like, slightly warmed.
The person will truly create a feast to the readers eyes, should it be a creation of writing; or that of music, or that of film. A spectacle, a miracle....
And then they delete it..

because computers are stupid.... and fuck them.....
because... FUCK

Hit Wrong Button----Delete----Search For Scattered Remains------To No Avail-------Gone---------SAD

Example should include the word "Accidental Deletion"
okay...okay... goodness urban dictionary...suck...."it"

by waveofsound1990 September 6, 2012

Path of Deletion Destruction

When you are typing a sentence, and you make a typo halfway through, and instead of moving your cursor to correct it you delete everything up to the typo, correct it, then retype the sentence.

Dude, don't do on a path of deletion destruction, you'll delete half of your paper!

by Rvince May 31, 2009

depension

example: it depends on the depension. in otherwords, the situation.

do u eat salads? it depends on the depension.

by jani fuller April 7, 2004