sleep dentistry

the act of having one's teeth pulled while sleeping.

Go wiggle your loose tooth or I will be forced to perform sleep dentistry on you.

by Miss Deuces May 9, 2011

Cat denial

Cat denial
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Cat - feline
+
Denial - a state of hiding from the truth
= Cat denial

This is a serious condition that occurs in the following situation:

When you share other people's images of cats on a Saturday but you deny that you participate in the Internet meme day known as Caturday, just because you didn't upload it yourself.

Despite Denis sharing Amanda's YouTube cat video, he was clearly in cat denial that he was now an active part of the Caturday phenomena.

by MartinSherv October 27, 2012

the dentits

When you have your appointment at the dentists office and the female (and/or perhaps male) assistant's breasts surround a side of your face whilst they lean forward.

Jon: "My dentists assistant was cold today, I could feel their nipples on my cheek."
Sam:"Guess you experienced a the dentits today."

by VarthDader June 22, 2014

Purple Dentist

The pants-dwelling male professional that wants to inspect the inside of your mouth.

"My purple dentist gave her/him a clean bill of health!"

by Gozdan July 17, 2018

Period Denial

When you've been on the IUD for so long sans the monthly blood tsunami, you forget periods existed. Until finally, one day it returns and you realize god's sexism cannot be triumphed by science.

Susan sleeps on a Japanese flag every night due to period denial.

by pwubby December 20, 2020

hoe in denial

A female that has sex with a lot of guys and denies it or acts innocent when asked about her hoe tendencies .

Stacey has sex with 4 guys in one day ..

Lauren : "Stacey I heard you screwed 4 guys in the same frat today ! "

Stacey : *crying* "Everyone's always calling me a hoe ! It was only 4 guys and I used protection. "

Lauren : "Damn you're a hoe in denial dude . "

by Coolie June 12, 2016

straight from the dentist

meaning doing the illegal substance called cocaine and becoming a public mess off of it.

friend 1: dude after i boofed the cocaine i was straight from the dentist
friend 2: fuck yea

by lmao sofia March 8, 2020