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costas

Sunglasses that are commonly used in boating or sport-fishing but widely popular among stylish southern males; also known as Costa Del Mar Sunglasses.
I'm going to go fishing on the lake, will you hand me my costas?
by Stephen Crowley November 19, 2007
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A Bob Costas

At the point of climax during felatio, you blow your load gizz in the left eye of your lover, male or female, leaving them with a red, squinting and swollen eye giving the appearance of bad case of pink eye. Inspried by the reported pink eye of Bob Costas during the Sochi Olympics in 2014.
Roger: Hang on babe, I about to blow my load.
Sandy: Give it to me baby!
Roger: Ohhhhh yeaaaa!
Sandy: You just shot it all in my left eye!
Roger: That's it. Right there. Babe all up in that eye with a Bob Costas.
Sandy: I can't see!
by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2014
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Custard Gusset

Custard Gusset refers to the accumilation of vaginal discharge on the gusset area of a female's panties. Also a mixture of V. discharge, with other bodily fluids such as, sweat, blood, feces, urine, and male semen.

AKA Creamed Gusset
After a long, hard day at work – her custard gusset was saturated with vaginal secretion and seasoned with her natural aroma.
by VivaB May 7, 2009
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cock custard

"I dumped a load of 'cock custard' all over her face!"
by Playa November 24, 2002
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custardfuck

A rediculous exclamation used by people who don't know the difference between the word custard (a delicious pudding-like treat) and cluster (a gathering or mass).
Megan: There was a custardfuck of scene kids downtown last friday.
Morgan: Custardfuck? Megan, you are one beautiful but silly gosling.
by Morgan and Megan July 23, 2007
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dick custard

1. semen
2. less often: smegma ("dick cheese")
Whoa, that dude just pumped dick custard all over his girlfriend. That's what I call a custard pie!
by coocooforcocopuffz August 20, 2009
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Squeezing the Custard

The act of muscularly retaining a load of sperm in the rectum of a man or woman as long as possible.
After receiving a hot load of mans milk in the ass, I love Squeezing the Custard!!
by AD218 August 28, 2008
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