The damaged somewhat odorous remains of a vagina after it's received numerous ejactulations by multiple suitors within a 24-hour period.
by Vinny VanderMolen December 20, 2013
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by LongWhiteJohnson January 26, 2014
Get the cumperm mug.When a pilot of a major airline watches porn while flying the plane, and he starts masturbating and he cums all over the controls. The controls break, and a flight attendant goes in the cockpit to investigate, and the pilot cums again, this time on the flight attendant’s face. The flight attendant also masturbates, and soon all the passengers on the plane start masturbating to the point of ejaculating. The plane fills up with cum and some shit. The plane then crashes into the ocean, and leaks shit, cum and other junk into the ocean.
by MrPhoton June 28, 2018
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"I took my cumpkin from my top pocket and proceeded to ejaculate into it, before discarding it out of the window"
by jimbobfruitbat December 24, 2009
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Get the Cumpot mug.Can be used in place of the word "vagina" or as a mild insult toward a male, with relatively the same degree of insultitude as "asshole" or "fool" or "loser" would have.
"I betcha she's got a nice cumpf."
"Dude, you're always such a cumpf when you're around those other friends of yours."
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"I can't stand that guy, he's such a cumpf."
"Dude, you're always such a cumpf when you're around those other friends of yours."
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"I can't stand that guy, he's such a cumpf."
by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006
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