Cryptophile

Someone who has an attraction or affinity for secrets and the unexplained.

John was up all night reading about UFO and Big Foot sightings, he's such a cryptophile.

by ThePrivateer March 8, 2015

CrypticAuraV

Power, Intelligence, and wisdom

CrypticAuraV outsmarted everyone else.

by TheyCaIIMeBob July 14, 2019

craptacular

(adj.)

1.What Bart Simpson said when he saw Homer's Christams-Light decorating abilities.

2. Really crappy

3. A really bad-looking thing.

It's as craptacular as cow-pie.

by Bob April 10, 2004

craptain

A terrible captain

Craptain Planet is the worst captain ever!

by Devin July 26, 2003

Craptors

Ok it is when you are watching the raptors when they are playing bad you call them craptors

Guy #1: oh my gosh raptors are so bad
Guy #2: ikr they suck
Guy#3: I am calling them Toronto craptors now

by The god from Ontario May 18, 2019

cryptopsy

Best damned death metal band ever

"cryptopsy are fucking good"

by kelwen October 22, 2003

Crapton

A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.

by Mike Calhoun December 25, 2005