The Cookster

The Cookster is the one who cooks the best damn meals you've ever eaten!

When a cook does a good job, he receives the name The Cookster.

Hot damn, where's The Cookster at? This meals great!

by Secrets September 29, 2005

Your tie is crooked!

You're crazy! (or) You're out of your mind!

If you think I'm falling for the old shortsheeted bed trick, your tie is crooked!

by kaos42 May 27, 2007

Crookabanger

Name for a girl, when your whole crew can bang her

Ayo playa, that crookabanger was da bomb last night

by god's_son_24 June 11, 2006

golden crook

A golden statue of Donald Trump worshiped at CPAC 2021, which somehow managed to be even uglier than he is.

Nothing more perfectly sums up the Republican Party than them wheeling in the Golden Crook and worshiping at its alter.

by Queen Buttrix February 27, 2021

stony crook

An uncreative nickname for Stony Brook University, a boring and socially inept university in the boring and socially inept region of Long Island, NY.

I can't wait to leave Stony Crook!

by DirkD January 24, 2007

cookstown

A culchie shitehouse known for producing small dicked men who frequently are found to be balding from their teens and riding KTMs. Severe inability to handle drink. Great with sheep wispering.

"Johns from cookstown"
"Aye i thought he looked like a sheep shagger"

by Pastor of muppets December 17, 2013

crooked i

Mutha truckin St. Ides, the King of all 40s. At 8.2% alcohol, this shit gets you crunked. Known as crooked I because of the zig zag shaped I behind the label.

I was throwin' up after two 40s of crooked I.

by 40oz Philosopher June 16, 2005