crocker house

when a lot of straight dudes live in a house together but do a lot of stuff naked

Man 1: You remember Jimmy , Ronald and Derek from school?
Man 2: Yeah they live in a crocker house now. Weekend parties with the boyssss!!!

by AdiGoCrazy October 24, 2022

Cockeyed

Going cross eyed from starring into the tip of a penis too closely

"Her eyes went cockeyed after gassing into my one eyed snake too closely"

by Vince Legend November 11, 2022

Cockeyed

People that can find shapes that look like, or, appear to be cocks.

My wife’s hair was flowing over her shoulder, I was able to see a silhouette of a cock using my cockeyed skills.

by Frank Palace November 17, 2022

Checkered Change

Bribe money.

"Hey, you know what they did to Willey. They sold him out for checkered change. Never heard of him since.

by Maggie Nifikat June 8, 2023

checkered career

A not-so-stellar past moral/business record of someone who's either a board-game player or a cab driver.

Any taxi-operator who has a history of playing board-games wif his passengers --- either by parking someplace and moving da game-pieces around instead of expediently conveying da customers to where they're going, or even partaking of said sedentary recreation while actually he's behind da wheel, and thus not properly keeping his eyes on da road --- would definitely be viewed as having a checkered career!

by QuacksO July 14, 2023

Cockerd

A person with an epic proportion of stupidity. They use there own logic against them selves.

"Your a fucking cockerd"

by Farvudulicious the ninth July 19, 2023

crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.

Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.

by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023