crappitite

The extreme urgency to crap.

After the nuclear war Jim lost his crappitite

by Jim Gayman September 2, 2006

crapping up

Similar to the idiom 'cropping up' or 'crop up' only more negative, annoying or 'crappy'.

Interest in international issues has cropped up on many university campuses.

I keep trying to close the deal, but all kinds of underhanded resistance keeps crapping up at every turn!

That college used to be pretty cool until the Gay, Goth and Skinhead movements crapped up everywhere.

by S. B. Jackson April 8, 2008

crappily

To do something badly/somthing done badly

This car was built crappily

by Mr. Bossopotomus October 23, 2013

Holy Crappalooney

An expression of great surprise! Can be used to substitute nearly any surprise word and is guaranteed to surprise your friends. Origin is that of a student who is a "blessing" to have in class.

"I just got blumpkin!"
"Holy Crappalooney!"

by Millett5 March 23, 2011

i gotta make crappers

when you have to poop, defecate, relieve yourself, etc. Coined my Mark Fritzen after 5 hours of traffic.

1. Hey are you feeling ok?

2. No, i gotta make crappers so bad man.

1. Holy shit dude!

2. Exactly bro.

by Octavarium August 21, 2009

Crapple

A crapple is the result of a sliced apple being left out for an extended period of time. The crapple is characterized (but not limited to) a dark yellowish-brown inside.

After I sliced my apple I went and did a few chores only to come back and find it had become a crapple!

by MickSwaggger March 9, 2009

Crapostroller

To walk with a plastic bag of dog crap while walking your pet.

While walking your pet and after his/hers busy is complete, you choose to stroll down the road spinning the bag of crap as if it's a purse (European handbag/Satchel), and choose not to deposit the bag of crap in the nearest trash receptacle.

I was driving down my road today and almost hit a pole because this damn Crapostroller's bag flew out his hands and hit my windshield.

by ViperCrash July 13, 2010