crapathon

Where you and your friends have a pooing contest

Did you enjoy the crapathon yesterday?

by Dale the goat March 10, 2014

crapaccino

The inevitable turd after strong coffee.

Man the coffee has gone through me, time for a crapaccino

by bigsando May 8, 2014

Crapacity

The amount of crap I am willing to endure.

Look, man, you are making me mad and pushing me over my crapacity!

by Terea B November 19, 2017

Crapadoodle

Usually used by random parents saying utter garbage in front of their kids, and trying to blur it out. It's all fun and games until they find out what their parents have been saying.

Lizzy- CRAPADOODLE!!! My knee! goddammit I'm getting old.
Random Child- Mommy? What's a crapa-
Lizzy- Uhh.. GO TO YOUR ROOM.

by IamtiredandIrequiresleep September 21, 2023

Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 7, 2022

Carpabunkle

A "southernly" word for pants

"I spilled mint julep all over my carpabunkles"

by machinewebuilt May 7, 2009

carpal thumbel

The exact same thing as carpal tunnel, but in the thumbs from texting.

My thumbs feel as though I have carpal thumbel.

by Father Nature December 1, 2009