condom hat

a extremely tight beanie, without a fold, that resembles a condom when placed on one's head.

the nordic skiier was wearing a condom hat.

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

broken condom

Directed towards an infant its meaning is "an accident, unplanned or unwanted baby"

Father to crying baby : Shut the hell up you fucking broken condom!!
Baby: Daddy...?

by ari April 6, 2003

Canadian Condom

Wrapping your dick in Canadian bacon and lubing it up with Maple Syrup.

Canadians don't use condoms, but when they do, they prefer Canadian Condoms.

by Alan_S August 5, 2011

Condom

The object not used in order to get STDs, pregnant, and destroy marriages.

One day Johnny and Jane decided to have intercourse. Jane asked Johnny if he had a condom and he said of course he didn't, condoms were for faggots and pussies, and he was neither. Well they had sex, and poor Johnny had premature ejaculation before he could pull out. 1 month later, Jane tells Johnny that she had Herpes and that he is most likely now positive for it. She is also pregnant. 8 months later, a kid comes around (luckily no Herpes because of today's medicines)and Jane decides that she cannot take care of the child. She gives the child to Johnny, in which Johnny's wife Mary, finally finds out about the wrongful deed and divorces Johnny. If only he had worn a Condom

by Andrew Shea August 23, 2004

Crispy Concords

A crispy concord is when you are getting a BJ then half way through the girl stops and put some chips onto the penis then starts again and eats the chips as she goes

Last night this girl gave me a "Crispy Concords" and it was really cripsy

by SpacerINC October 23, 2016

Condom

The Love Glove !!

He put the condom on his erect penis before penetrating !!

by JELLO August 30, 2003

concoctionist

One who has the uncanny ability to create new cocktails, recipes and top secret formulas.

These boat drinks are awesome, he is a true concoctionist. If it weren’t for his ability to make Viagra out of seawater he would just be a mixologist.

by Mtns2sea Miguel August 23, 2010