confused zebra

Someone who is half black and half white and thinks they are only black, forgetting about there other half.

Look at this confused zebra.

by water bottle. March 5, 2009

confused

like or relating to that crazy gal on LunarForums

confused is a girl!!

by Michael January 17, 2005

Confruzed

To be frustrated and confused at the same time.

I'm all confruzed

by Daniel September 18, 2003

confukted

1) Something that is both confusing and fucked up at the same time, beyond the normal range of such. 2) The feeling of being confused and fucked up at the same time.

"Dude, he's totally going out with his ex-girlfriend's ex-husaband's ex-girlfriend since she dumped him for her ex-huband who knocked her up while they were dating. That's confukted!" "A gallon of hunch punch later, Bill was confukted."

by Second Michael May 29, 2007

Confused Cherry

A girl who only has done anal sex.

I did a girl last night who was a confused cherry. I guess it's uncomfortable for her.

by JewJitsu123 February 28, 2010

confusted

A bitter, sour blend of feeling confused - and frustrated at your confusion - and feeling like you done just got busted in the face with a cold 40oz of MadDog.

Zilo walked down the block confusted that Pedro diss'ed his El Camino just because the lawn mower he hauls around in it doesn't match his rims.

by pat12345678910 July 21, 2011

Confudled

When your really confused

I’m so confudled

by Lollipop lollipop ooo la la la February 1, 2018