confectionise

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-confectionising
-confectionism
-confectionisation

to remove vegetable matter from food that would otherwise be classed as confectionary

"i just took the pickle of my cheeseburger. i confectionised it good!"

by in honour of Rob March 21, 2004

Confusionistic

Written or spoken with the intent to confuse, to serve the purposes of the writer or speaker (Most commonly, to seem more knowledgeable) and appropriately baffle the reader or listener.

Teacher - "The fragility of complex sentences is a constituent of their inter-capricity, further exaceberated by superfluous mechanisms of contra-dialogue and insistence-resistance, multiplied by hyperbole and disenfranchisement of discourse..."

Student - (Whispers) "Why, he's just being confusionistic"

Person A - "Well you see conductor, I had already bought the ticket, but then I submitted an application of referral because, you see, there had been an error in the date processing within the system, which meant it was charged for tomorrow, so the transaction is still waiting to be re-admitted, until which time the assistant manager said no further action should be taken less it upsets the process"

(The conductor walks away, baffled)

Person B - "Very confusionistic! good work!"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Concussion Of Love

When two best friends who have not seen each-other for a

day run in slow motion across a field of daisies and poppy flowers and collide heads causing them to endure the Concussion of Love.

*scene one*
Aaron: "OMG JAMMY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!" (13 hours)

Jammy: :DDDDDDD

-Runs across field of daisies & Poppy flowers in slow motion-
-Bangs heads-
-Concussed-

*scene two*
-in the hospital-
Madi: -comes to visit- "OMG JAMMY AND AARON! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!!?"
Jammy and Aaron: "Concussion Of Love."

by Jamaron43 October 25, 2011

Confusion Fairy

A person closely related to the Fuck up Fairy who creates confusion and general misunderstanding where ever they go. Unwittingly creates and maintains, and bestows the state of confusion, where there was calm and understanding before they visited

It was all clear, we had all understood what was going on, till the confusion fairy visited and we were all in a state of disarray.

by CreakingDoor January 28, 2015

concussion puppy

NFL player who has had so many concussions it is only a matter of time before he gets another one.

I"m never drafting Jordan Reed again because he's a concussion puppy.

by itmatterdoesnot December 16, 2016

confectional

Where a solemnly-sworn dieter goes to admit his "slippages" of partaking of sweets, usually to a resident health-guru.

I hate going to confectional, since as atonement they make you eat a four-ounce chunk of tofu and a medium bowl of alfalfa sprouts, then drink a whole pint of pureed green wheat-grass ---- bleaahhhk!!

by QuacksO January 7, 2017

Confusion

When you don’t know how to say Arkansas

“So now I am confusion why is this one Kansas but this one is not Arkansas”

by Quicksilver34 October 1, 2018