Condom Cap 

A tight fitting stocking cap

Brian kind of looks like a penis with his condom cap on.

Condom Cap by Ty'Quan Jackson III December 28, 2008

condom cake 

the remains of a condom that has been forgotten about after a night (or day) of deliciousness.

The "fucker" has woken up to find a condom caked to his wang.

I fucked her last night then passed out and woke up to a condom cake.

condom cake by dubbbs January 17, 2008

condom masturbation 

Masturbating with a condom on. Done to simulate having sex with a condom on or as a way to not give your hand AIDS.

Glenn: Dude, you ever tried condom masturbation?
Max: No, why the hell would I do that?
Glenn: Well you don't want to give your hand AIDS do you?

condom masturbation by friskycurtain April 18, 2009

Condom Song

After buying your first pack of condoms whatever song you hear next becomes your "Condom Song." Condom Songs must be random and can not be planned out prior to the purchasing of the condoms.

Dude 1: Yo dude I just bought this pack of condoms!!!

Dude 2: Ignition by R. Kelly is playing on the radio, that's your condom song.

Dude 1: That's a dope condom song.

Condom Song by RJB555 January 18, 2011

condom Houdini 

During sex, when a man loses his condom inside of the woman and she does not find it for days. He makes the condom disappear!

"Goddamn it Jesse, you pulled a condom houdini!"

condom Houdini by Lacy McPanties May 16, 2006

condom complex 

To not have one and need one, than to have it and not need it.

girl: my bf and I had a condom complex last night.
friend: what a dumbass.

condom complex by bobbygecko June 7, 2011

Condom Potting

When a bunch of guys and girls get together and have an orgey using condoms and after they all spill a load into their comdom they place it in a pot and then the guys get different girls and grab a random condom from the pot put it on and fuck the girl

Man 1: dude you want to cum Condom Potting with us tonight we grabbed all the hottest chicks

Man 2: I don't know man last time I went Condom Potting I got aids

Man 1: Don't worry dude their all clean

Condom Potting by K8thegr8 June 15, 2014