conandrum

Named for the one and only Conan the Barbarian, this is a problem that has an immediately obvious solution, yet is more easily (or at least more entertainingly) solved by violence.

1: We've got two options here. We can either skim through this book until we find the reference needed to complete the riddle, or we can slaughter the wizard and his evil henchmen and waltz right through.

2: So we've got one option.

1: A real conandrum. Let's go.

by Circtf January 2, 2009

Conan O'Brian

The HOTTEST late night host; my lover

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

Coney

Someone who gets hit with a cone (will mcneely) and has to get staples in their head, therefore rendering him completely useless the rest of his or her life.

That coney has his address at 535 flowing springs trail, roswell georgia 30075

by dkdsfkufdskfsdakj January 27, 2007

Concy

Used by a small group of people in the East Ayrshire area. Means 'concentrate' or to think about something deeply. Normally used to make a sentence more colourful, shorten the word or get a few laughs.

Often shouted in classes, if people are being too loud, or to scare first years.
Created by Craig 'Duncan' Duncan, and David 'DK' Kerr.

Pronounced:con-sai

"Man a cannae Concy"

"Hang oan a minute ah need to Concy"

by slypandington February 25, 2010

Conan O'Brian

The (former) host of Tonight Show that managed to loose 2.5 million viewers by simply walking on stage. A hero to posers and other pocket-protector wearing super nerds still living in their parents basements.

My boss asked me to work late after I Conan O'Brianed half our sales accounts in only seven months. I decided to quit instead.

by cough-it-up January 22, 2010

Coney Island Special

While getting head, a girl suddenly hurls all over your knob making it look like a Coney Island Dog.

Your grandma wasn't feeling so good last night. The night ended when she lovingly gave me a Coney Island Special.

by Retarded Man Flower April 8, 2004

Conan O'Brian

is te only good late night host left along with jimmy kimmel.late night with conan o brian put the tonight show to shame

Because of all of our guests tomorrow night, we will not have any stupid, arbitrary comedy that wastes everyone's time.Isn't that right, Cactus Chef playing We didnt Start the fire on Flute?

by ho August 7, 2004