awesome comp

adj.
1. deriving from the term "comparable", this phrase is used to proclaim a positive reaction

-"I just got my appraisal license!"
-"Awesome comp, bro!"

by Lil' Knotty June 7, 2014

cosmic companion

Something my friend made up describing a very close friend that you connect with on a soul level.

Jake and I are so close. The word friend doesn't really describe our relationship well enough. He's my cosmic companion.

by Mads476 January 4, 2016

shane company

that damn diamond company that has those stupid radio commercials that are the exact same every time. "now you have a friend i the diamond business..."

I'm getting tired of these 'shane company' commercials, I've heard the same one for 15 years!

by . March 21, 2016

cum compactor

When you ejaculate in someone's ass and as soon as you pull out, they clap their ass cheeks.

Dude she clapped her booty after anal last night. It was a cum compactor

by Sirchupurs March 21, 2016

Ghost-Comp

Ghost-Comp: When you, and your vape lord friends challenge each other to a "ghost competition" in the nearest bathroom at any given party. Using the mirror, as support, to help blow the fattest "ghost" is allowed, and advised, as whoever wins the "ghost-comp" gets bragging rights, until your next "ghost-comp".

Alex: Hey fuckers, ya'll wanna hit a ghost-comp in the bathroom?

Fuckers: Fuck yeah ima whoop your shit

Alex: Bet Lets Go

by Arex Ropeman April 27, 2022

Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat

The female version of dipping your pen in the company ink. A senior woman in a company having sex with an underling or lower level male employee, who may or may not be a direct report to that woman.

Mandy: That Dave is quite a hot number, I'm tapping that shit in Vegas.
Jane: Do you think that's a good idea?
Mandy: Hell ya! Gonna dip my pen in the company ink, beeeaaaatch!
Jane: You're the shizzle! But, really, don't you mean Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat! You go girl!

by Buffman6236 September 5, 2012

twerkman's comp

Calling in sick to work because you are too tired and sore from dancing the night before.

Can also be used when a stripper hurts herself on the job.

Person1: why weren't you at work?
Person2: couldn't make it. I was out all night at the club. I had to call in and use twerkman's comp.

by itstall April 2, 2015