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Coma Sutra

Having sex with someone who is in a coma/vegetative state. Since they are limp you can do whatever you want with them short of pulling the plug.
Chad went to the hospital and sex with more stroke patients. He gave them the "Coma Sutra."
by Jimmyjoe1115 January 3, 2011
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spaghetti coma

When you have eaten a lot of spaghetti or any other comparable pasta and minutes after eating all motor functions slow down and you really want to pass out.
1. Bill: "I made the mistake of eating spaghetti on my lunch break. I was in a spaghetti coma for the rest of my shift and my register wound up being short 200 dollars."
by wolfbert August 29, 2009
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popper coma

in smoking poppers (see definition, weed and tobacco), one hits far too many past their limit, which results in elongated feelings of apathy, weakness, need for constant rest and sometimes, more poppers. usually results in watching far too many episodes of the same show in one day. or eating and or sleeping far too much in one day.
Man look at randall, hes just sitting there staring
and lookin all high! "popper coma"!
by erineeee March 29, 2011
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Pleasure coma

Similar to post nut clarity; a phenomenon where people (usually women) have sex so great they enter a trance or unconscious like state where they can think of nothing but the pleasure they're in at that moment
"Bruh my girl got put into a pleasure coma last night. She was practically speechless and dazed after we experimented with some new toys we bought."
by LxiG August 31, 2021
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Coma Party

When you party so hard and drink so much that you pass out, waking up and not remembering what happened.
Tonight is going to be a coma party!
by WordCreator13 August 4, 2010
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Digital coma

When there's been a noticably long period of time in which a person has made no online posts, they are suspected to be in a digital coma - therefore unable to post any updates.
"Have you heard anything from Charlie lately?"
"No, and he hasen't posted anything either"
"He must be in a digital coma"
by 5ghayter January 13, 2015
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Coma Shot

When you give or receive a head butt followed by a dutch oven.
I just got hit with a coma shot
by qwindy January 1, 2011
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