Colsten

A weird asshole who loves ketchup and donuts

Colsten is an excuse, excuses are assholes

by Boy person guy January 17, 2017

Coaster pants

When you laugh really hard, so you nearly wet yourself, your gunna need some coaster pants! The origin of this phrase is never clear, but we have a gorgeous liverpool bloke to thanks for it somehwere down the line...

I just sent you an email by the way.

Will it be funny?

Oh yes, hope you have you coaster pants on!

by chloerose444 April 6, 2009

Colbster

Colbster is a male that is very sexy and has hairy legs. Likes to rub his leg hair on his friends. Is also thiccc with three c’s.

That colbster is so cool

by Gage Hernandez January 17, 2019

butt coaster

A toilet seat used for sleding.

Jimmy, grab your awesome butt coaster. its snowing!

by kyle bingham October 8, 2008

carman coaster

freshman at Columbia University who, on many weekends, passes out in and rides the elevator up and down as it "coasts" through the floors of carman hall.

"hey man, didja see that girl passed out in her own vomit?"

"ya, a total carman coaster."

by carman8 November 4, 2009

Constipation consternation

The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.

The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015

roller coaster hairline

Some one with a curved or obscure hairline, it is used as an insult.

Amin's hair goes like a roller coaster.

"Samers hair is so crooked, ". "That boy got a roller coaster hairline!"

by WestSideKilla December 9, 2016