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Cockstrument

He whipped down his pants to play that cockstrument, creating a musical work of art.
by Padan80 July 30, 2018
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cockstepping

When the number of people working on a project, or within an area exceeds the point of diminishing returns - Instead of being productive, you're just getting in the way.
Why are there 8 chefs on duty? We only need 2-3, the rest of us are just cockstepping.
by jazyav September 7, 2018
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Cockstruck

the feeling a woman has after an amazing sexual interaction; the individual cannot breathe because of the euphoric feeling, feels high on drugs
Girl, I just had the best sex of my life. He took my breath away, made my legs shake so hard with excitement, and I cannot get rid of these butterflies both in my stomach, AND MY PUSSY. I am totally cockstruck!
by Connor McCocky June 19, 2019
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Cockstika

When someone draws a swastika out of cock.
I drew a cockstika on the whiteboard and I got suspended.
by Poopybutt111111 November 22, 2019
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cocksistincy

When your partner’s COCK constanstly consists of rock hard strength and lasts for hours.
This is not a man on Viagra or any supplements or drugs, this is a man whose penis has the strength and power of 10,000 Gods.
Multiple Orgasms are just the start.
A man with cocksistincy has the power to take away anyone’s girlfriend wife daughter or soulmate.
Cocksistincy only comes with those who have powerful minds , hearts of gold, amazing senses of humor . They are usually at the top of their fields, Celebrities , Movie Stars , Pro Athletes etc.
He can win any dance competition, he can easily do a 360 dunk from the free throw line blindfolded,

has the ability to win a Decathlon, a Pulitzer Prize ,

He’s Gold Blooded
Gold Blood Rushes through the veins of this God

No woman in a relationship ever has any complaints when their man has COCKSISTINCY

Usually the names of a man with Cocksistincy are EDDIE, Ed, Edward , and Denny LEE
and QUINN
Hey Helen! Sex with my man was amazing Again last night! He’s got Cocksistincy!
by darneyleigh March 6, 2020
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Cockstrafing

Justin and Morgan were cockstrafing through the meeting.
by Jesuspuncher March 13, 2020
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Cockity Snippit

When you grab a dog by the cock and snip it off with a pair of Crayola safety scissors and feed it to the dog but mix in a hint of spicy cinnamon shortcakes and suck it out of the dogs asshole with a rusty metal straw.
"Man, his dog was being mean so I had to cockity snippit him"
by The guy who made Ranso June 26, 2020
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