We live in a world where mental illnesses are frowned upon. To battle this an American psychology conference decided to make up a word, much in the same way as you have a safe word when engaging in rough sex, that would immediately alarm the authorities about the state of your inner workings. This word was "covfefe". Anytime you feel you need support, you put it in any sentence - and you will get the help that you need.
A word used to describe coverage designed to confuse the genera populous, potentially spread by the White House administration and founded on allegations and assumptions tweeted by the POTUS
When you meant to type coverage but your hair, ego, advancing age or gut caused you to hit the wrong keys. This is the kind of thing that any intelligent, concerned adult child would typically see as a red flag to consider getting an elderly parent evaluated to see if the parent was still safe to drive and operate machinery... somehow the capacity to launch nuclear weapons makes this scenario a little more terrifying....
Unfortunately for every US citizen, we have Ivanka, Jared, American Psycho, and Eric looking out for their dad....
"Fake news, negative news covfefe..... ". So what was so doing? Let's see what shiny red button does... let's hope it brings a coke... why am I living in this dump?