Clopin

Term to cover what happens when your management insenitively schedules you to close and then open the business.

"I can't believe it! I have to clopin Saturday night for the third week in a row!"

by Gomiboy December 3, 2017

Cloobie

A blunt rolled out of random objects, usually found In or around the house. Many times, they use a mixture of pine needles, dried apple skins, and onion leaves. Also, they usually contain pure nicotine, gorilla glue marijuana, and tobacco from only the finest of Cuban cigars. They are known to produce massive amounts of smoke, and hotbox an entire house within minutes.

“Yo cuz, pass me a cloobie real quick”

by Javontae Davis April 7, 2019

clobby

A male who is underweight and threatens everybody he sees also likes lying about breaking bones and sucks a lot of ballsack

Shut the fuck up clobby

by WANGBANGER87 October 27, 2019

Clopin

The best character in The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

"Clopin is my favorite!!"

by AyameIris June 15, 2022

slobber clobber

The act of hocking a lugie and spitting into the anus and then proceeding to tongue punch said anus.

I was giving this girl a slobber clobber last night and she moaned like a blue whale.

by Captain Clobber March 25, 2016

cloit

I don't know what it is, but it smells like fudge.

"Hey, where's the fudge? I can smell it, but I can't see it! Must be that cloit over there."

by a boy June 18, 2003

Chobie

One of the most beautiful dogs in the world. She leaves her beautiful sheadings everywhere she goes. She only wishes her master would do her anally.

Ex1: dude this box of cereal hasn't even been opened yet and it's fucking filled with the sophies hair

Ex2: when chobie comes downstiars and walks on the wooden floor i want to stab her

by Rene the wise October 21, 2008