Demon Cleaner

A Toothbrush.

Mommy the demons are hurting me again. Did you use your Demon Cleaner today? No. Well that's why daddy left, you little pussy. Now go brush your teeth.

by Lubed Goat February 6, 2009

Arkansas Gun Cleaner

you know when youre pokin a girl in the dirt box and when you pull out its all covered in doo? well heres the solution. right before you pull out you give that bitch an uppercut to the gut and while shes outta breath that ole butt hole will pucker up and you pull out when that things tight and your love guns clean as a whistle.

"Hey man just the other day i was pourin it to my cunt in the back door and had to go and meet the parents right after so i just gave her and myself the Arkansas Gun Cleaner real quick."

by animal23 April 6, 2009

Boston Steam Cleaver

Similar to the Bostom Steamer with a slight twist. After the saran-wrap is applied to the face of the person, you then proceed with an upercut to the anus.

The girl received a "Boston Steam Cleaver at the Fraternity Party this weekend. Her face smelled like shit and she walked funny for a week.

by Jerry Jabs Anus October 8, 2009

cleaveland steambagger

The act of dumping on ones chest, Then rubbing your sac in the doo, then Teabagging the Guy/Girl with your dukee covered scrotum

Dude, I gave Heather the best Cleaveland Steambag Last night

Dude that Cleaveland Steambagger made me jump

by John & max May 2, 2008

Cleaver

Can occasionally be slang for vagina.

I got a lot of cleaver back in college.

by NotIronears May 4, 2011

Cleave it to Beaver

This action is denoted by a woman in a handstand position opening her legs wide, so as to let her "boom boom" face upwards. Then a man (preferably one taller than herself) takes his erect penis and slaps it repeatedly against her said "boom boom."

"So, what did you do last night?"
"I played a little 'Cleave it to Beaver'"

by astreetcarnamedcleanme November 30, 2009

Dutch Pipe Cleaner(s)

Dutch Pipe Cleaner - When the woman places her fingers inside her Vagina, and then a partner motions her arms in an attempt to cause arousal sometimes resulting in Orgasms. The female version of a "Dutch Rutter".

When Harry met Sally, she demanded a Dutch Pipe Cleaner(s), so he wouldnt think she was too slutty.

by Evenpressure March 10, 2009