class boner

When the penis decides to erect itself and making it impossible to hide, resulting in the male adjusting to his elastic waste band. Although this tactic works sometimes the class boner counters this maneuver by making it obvious to the entire class what you're doing.

Girl: "hat are you doing"
Boy: "Just getting my phone out."
Girl: "lift your shirt up then"
Boy: "No....Why O.O"
*Girl lifts shirt up*
Girl: "Look everyone, he has a tiny class boner"

by SpitFireFuck October 10, 2013

Class eyes

The act of drawing eyes on your eyelids in a boring highschool class. This effective method gives the illusion of being awake when you really need to sleep, but is usually an epic fail when the teacher asks the person using this method a question.

Brian: Why is Alan so interested in Miss Crawley's lecture on 21st centuary metods of comprehensive technology?

Fred: Cant you see dude? He's using his class eyes. Yeah he totally got drunk at that party last night.

by Salem. April 7, 2010

class shock

When one shows so much class that it disturbs others.

This term was pioneered by Plagiarismo from reddit.

The three guys brought so much class to McD they class shocked the customers.

by wooptoo June 23, 2011

class bag

A sarcastic description of a person, or their behavior, when they are not classy in a situation where they should have been.

1.Wearing a tuxedo t - shirt to a wedding. 2. Did you see the class bag with the 40 oz in the theater?

by Dirt_bag_dan_85 June 13, 2014

Class blast

When in an attempt to hold on a fart while in a classroom (preferably during reading, tests, or other times when the classroom is relatively silent) the pressure between the butt cheeks increases vibration- effectively making the noise louder. A shocked expression is a sign of a class blast, while pure embarrassment is a sign of just a regular fart.

Student #1: "Yo, this dude let out a class blast right as the room got quiet in 6th period today! His face was the best part.
Student #2: "I feel bad for him, all he wanted to to was hold it in, tie he fucked himsekf over. Still funny as shit though!"

by IcyKnight November 30, 2016

class 3 hoe

A class 3 hoe is the worst of hoes. Ratchet, thinks she’s hot shit, insults others to make herself feel better.

Angelina is a class 3 hoe don’t fuck with her

by Anti-thot June 14, 2018

Class Action Bullshit

When an individual states something that is so conclusively incorrect that the said individual would be subject to prosecution in a court of law.

*Tom minding his business enjoying his drink from McDonald's*
*Karren proudly replaces his plastic straw with a metal one*
Karren: I can't believe that you can just smugly stand there while you actively pollute our environment with plastic waste. I at least have the common courtesy to save the turtles. I, a proud white lesbian demi girl of color, stand tall against such heinous acts.

Tom: Karren... thats some Class Action Bullshit right there.
*Karren is aggressively detained by police, and then is subsequently sentenced to death*

by ghost561 September 24, 2019