Steaming clarice

Cousin to the Cleveland steamer. When in favour of a nice glass of Chianti you instead crap into a wine glass and serve it along side your meal. Best served steaming, and can be served out of the glass or tastefully presented on one’s chest. Sommeliers delight!

Hey Greg, could I interest you in a steaming clarice?

by Vinifera April 4, 2022

crooked clarinet

A crooked clarinet is an affectionate term for a crooked dick.

Please give me some of that sweet, sweet crooked clarinet! Ahhh! Ohhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Ass Clarinet

The next progression after being a plain asshat. An ass clarinet makes an emphatic point.

As the night went on, he became even more of a pain in the ass. He was such an ass clarinet.

by WDM50266 May 24, 2023

14 Clarinet St

This is just the wildest place for the Gangilang

Brother, you haven’t been to 14 Clarinet St

by LachyB September 24, 2023

Pork clarinet

a penis

"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

Soft Clarinet

The act of eating out a vagina whilst tickling the recipient’s belly, the music being the resulting mix of moaning and laughter

Gave that bitch a soft clarinet last night, should’ve heard her music

by Lud Hanjeschter February 18, 2026

bass clarinet

Eating a man's ass while giving him a handjob. A rusty clarinet in a "lower register."

My baby plays a mean bass clarinet.

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025