Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.

"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"

by Van Nostram September 20, 2016

contact dermatitis

Contact dermatitis is a common condition among motorbikers who don't wear enough gear (Squids) and happen to interact with the road at speed.

Also known as road rash.

Hey did you hear about that squid from the other night? He came off on a bend and caught a bad case of contact dermatitis.

by pajobr January 22, 2017

contact stoned

Contact Stoned is when you get stoned by being in the same room or space that other people are getting are smoking pot/weed in.

You get stoned by being on close contact to the other person who is in the process of getting stoned/high.

I just got a little 'contact stoned' because my boyfriend smoked pot while we were in bed together.

by Imogen_B April 8, 2017

contact t bone

When you cross your fingers to eliminate having the fart touch

Contact T bone leave me alone

by C.csizzle December 13, 2017

contact purge

The action of removing or blocking a person from your contacts on all social media platforms, typically after a break-up to make it easier to get over your ex

Dean: I'm going to have to contact purge my ex, so I don't start sending them whiny heartbroken texts

by DannyFangern March 29, 2018

Contact

The Boss level of Nat 5 Physics

Can we watch contact?

No

by Ecosystem145 June 4, 2018

Contact

The film that must be watched by all fourth year physics classes.

Pupil: "Sir can we watch contact"
Teacher: "Only if everyone passes their prelim."

by CanwewatchcontactMrMorrisson June 4, 2018