choad

noun. Describing someone who is of lesser stature or who diplays a form of weakness. Dialect originates from Lauderdale lakes, WI.

One turtle is having coitis with another female turtle. Another turtle ambles up and knocks down the male turtle and starts having coitis with the female. As the losing turtle walks away, he can be described as a choad.

by Gregg Gillming February 26, 2005

Chaffed

The slang term for stealing something.

Allison, I heard you chaffed that beaver toy?
No Tasha, I was just borrowing it.

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

choadacabra

A spirit that has a penis wider than it is long, that eats goats among other things. When it penetrates your dreams you might enjoy it.

Megan wants a choadacabra bukkake.

by Berni69 April 12, 2017

cheafing

to smoke weed,smoke up the yin yang,smoking at a fast pace

Me,Dylan, and Todd did some cheafing this weekend

by Pimp Daddy Trent March 28, 2008

choader

An individual in possession of a choad. Used either as literal description or figuratively, as an insult.

Poor chap, turns out he's a choader.

Get the fuck out my face, you choader!

by Big Pete December 3, 2003

choad chizzler

A choad chizzler is someone who is attempting to get fucked from behind, mostly a fag, is not getting hit in the ass, but rather missing the hole, resulting in ramming the piece of skin located between the sack, and the ass hole.

Last night I was with my boyfriend Ricardo, trying to get fucked. He was missing the hole, so I looked back and called him a choad chizzler!

by kevin huey April 17, 2007

chafting

A combination of the words chafing and shafting; describing the effect upon the genitalia of vigourous sex without sufficient lubrication.

After a hard nights chafting we were both in dire need of unguent.

by Droog January 27, 2005