unguent 

unguent: an odorous semisolid concoction of wax, fat or petroleum jelly (liquefying at body temperature and often containing medication) applied externally as a remedy or for soothing an irritation.

After he pulled his damp birches from his sweaty (__X__) he spread an unguent to soothe the chafing. Aahh!

Door to door sales of the unguent advertised in the back of "BoysLife" proved dismal; the young sales lad said, "It doesn't sell like 'hotcakes' at all; it sells like mud!'

unguent by Bixterboy November 26, 2010

ungentlemanly weapon 

(n.) any weapon that is designed to cause damage to anyone, regardless of whether they are general public or paid military. This includes all chemical and biological weapons, nuclear, and any other WMD. The weapons not included in this are those such as firearms, stabbing and blunt objects, hand grenades, fists and canons.

World War I was considered to be a gentleman's war until the German army tried out it's chemical weapons once stalemate had been reached.

ungentlemanly weapon by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

ungentlemanly weapon 

n. Slang for the male genitalia

Yesterday, on my date with Joey, he showed me his ungentlemantly weapon

ungentlemanly weapon by Nagem August 30, 2004

ungent

Slang for ointment, common among kids and teens who don't want to grow up.

I got a boo-boo! Mommy, get me ungent!

ungent by mist. September 10, 2004

ungent

Misspelling of unguent, a soothing ointment.

Jackie made a funky smelling ungent out of roots and herbs, but it got rid of my rash.

ungent by Ask Esme January 20, 2011

unguen 

Unguen is the best motherfucking person In the world. There is only one in this world. He usually is kind of dumb, but on the inside we all think is very smart. He talks a lot about palyboi carti, his idol. He is very handsome to, a lot of people envy him.

Unguen talks a lot about playboi carti, but I still love him

unguen by Unguen November 21, 2021

Ungentlemanly Warfare 

This word is exactly what it means. If not let me try to explain this word to you. The world ungentlemanly is the opposite of how a gentleman would do, but it doesn't mean he'll talk rudely to you he might give tips or make you go to war full of people that you wouldn't know about it's mostly filled out with the forbidden side of your family called the Great Grandparents. Whenever they do that to you do NOT trust them like a gentleman treat them the opposite way to show who's boss.

Person: How are ya.
Person 2: I'm a gentleman! :D
Person: UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE!!!!
Person 2: What!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
Person: SHUT UP MATE *supposes to do Urban Dictionary UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE 😭😭😭😭*

Person 2: I went to the moon :O

Ungentlemanly Warfare by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 2, 2025