chafting
A combination of the words chafing and shafting; describing the effect upon the genitalia of vigourous sex without sufficient lubrication.
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Crafting Table
The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.
Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?
Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.
Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.
Crafting Table by ilyapads October 17, 2020
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Crafting table
After an "incident" on one of GeorgeNotFound's streams, the whole "crafting table" thing became a meme, a joke to laugh at.
Now, we are getting very interesting on the crafting table~
The joke is very annoying, but funny
Now, we are getting very interesting on the crafting table~
The joke is very annoying, but funny
Person A: I know a place~
Person B: Really? What place?~
Person A: A Crafting table~
Person B: Did you get that from-
Person A: Yes, I did.
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Person A: Will you be the Sapnap to my Crafting table?
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Person B: Really? What place?~
Person A: A Crafting table~
Person B: Did you get that from-
Person A: Yes, I did.
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Person A: Will you be the Sapnap to my Crafting table?
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Crafting table by DeletusTheStan July 2, 2020
Chatting Breeze
London slang for talking nonsense, or speaking of something about which you have no clear understanding.
Chatting Breeze by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
crafting
1. The activity or hobby of making decorative articles by hand.
2. A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.
2. A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.
David: Claire just broke up with me, im just sitting at home and crying.
Angela: You mean crafting?
David: What?
Angela: You mean crafting?
David: What?
crafting by DarkEmpire June 7, 2016
chatting macca
chatting macca by Top definer what you saying? July 6, 2018
facebook image crafting
Glorifying your life by creating it to be something it is not through staged pictures, posts, and statuses. Faking your life and not being authentic about your feelings and situation on social media.
She and her boyfriend broke up. She has been crying for two weeks even though she posts like her life is great. She is the queen of facebook image crafting
Have you seen him? He facebook image crafts like he is at the gym every day, but that dude is fat.
Have you seen him? He facebook image crafts like he is at the gym every day, but that dude is fat.
facebook image crafting by MamaS September 17, 2013
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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