quizzing the captain

To masterbate.

Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain.

by Captain Failure the third February 11, 2009

Captain Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow, played by the super sexy Johnny Depp, is the enigmatic star of "Pirates of the Caribbean". He is constantly drunk, sneaky and extremely lucky, not to mention the hottest pirate to have ever roamed the sea - AHRR. Captain Jack Sparrow is adored by horny fan girls and captivated viewers alike who didn't realise how much they really enjoyed pirates and or pirate movies until they set eyes apon this metrosexually drunken, kohl-wearing character.

Wow, I didn't realise Johnny Depp's full potential until he wore eyeliner as Captain Jack Sparrow.

by SophXxx September 11, 2008

Captain Hindsight

A stupid ass superhero from the South Park episode Coon 2: Hindsight. He flies around the world providing hindsight after every catastrophy that happens, but doesn't actually do anything helpful. Instead of helping the fire department save lives, he just started bitching about how it could have been avoided. Not to mention how "useful" he was during the gulf oil spill

Rndm Citizen: Look!! It's Captain Hindsight!!! Captain Hindsight: That building shouldn't have been built there. It prevents fire trucks from getting closer to that other building. My job here is done. Captain Hindsight away!!! Everyone: Thank you Captain Hindsight!!!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest October 28, 2010

captain black

A great little cigar availble in flavors such as cheery and sweet. Very good and satisfying.

Can i Have a cigar.

For sure, only have Captain Blacks though.

Sweet.

by Mos Def And Kweli are Blackstar February 27, 2005

Captain Knots

Ryan Ross's cat that is really FUCKING ADORABLE. Ryan takes lots of instagram pictures of him and makes cat criers everywhere cry even more. Cptn. Knots, when in a picture with Ryan, makes fangirl hearts everywhere melt from the overload of cuteness.

"Oh my God, isn't Ryan Ross's cat so ADORABLE?" "Yeah! Captain Knots is like, the cutest cat ever!"

by theyseemeryden January 12, 2013

There are no centaurs in Oxford

1) The situation of an absence of horse-bodied men from the old English city of Oxford.

2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.

1) "I haven't seen any of those horse-bodied men about this city of gleaming spires lately..."
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"

2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"

by Thursday0901 July 29, 2012

captain dew

Captain Morgan + Mountain Dew = dank Captain Dew!

What should we drink tonight Cane? How bout some Captain Dew! Ok!

by hooblunt May 20, 2007