candice dupree

The hottest female basketball player... Hell, woman in general... on the planet. CanDu plays for the Phoenix Mercury, and kicks ass every game.

Spectator 1- "Daaaaayyyuuummmmnnn. Who is THAT?" *jaw drop*

Spectator 2- " That would be Candice Dupree..."
Spectator 3- "Fuck the game maybe she'll get hurt and have to walk by me" *fantasizing...*

by I<3CANDU December 28, 2011

Candice

Candice. A very funny person who will never pay full attention in class. She knows how pretty she is but will always ask if she looks ok. She's always by your side making you feel like maybe there is a little bit of separation anxiety with her closest friends. She's never shy and always hits up the boys. She can have a short fuse depending on what she's had to eat that day. She's pretty fragile but can always take a joke. And she's always a lot stronger than people think.

See my friend Candice is annoying but I can't live without her. :)

by popopbunbun November 8, 2020

Candice

A girl who likes to dance to PCD music and does high five claps in beauty pageant bikini section. She needs her dinner at 5pm daily so she doesn’t get angry. Candice loves Flo candy because it’s delicious. She is a funny girl with big heart, hard working, hot, very hot, and a loyal and good soul at heart.

All men are blind if they can’t see a good girl Candice.

by Abccheesecake December 7, 2020

Candice

She died... -sob- we all miss her so much! She was the best person alive. She cared for everyone and everything. I also kinda wanted to rail her lel

person1: Candice died today...
person2: Whos Candice?
person1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?

by The Clown Man August 6, 2021

cotton candied

When you get cotton candy syrup on you from syrup pump.

I cotton candied myself at work today

by mandaxbutt February 2, 2009

Matias Candia

An argentinian rapper that makes the best music. Also know for his emo look and black humor.

"Soy gay"
- Matias candia

by Esie05 April 29, 2022

guns and Jesus candidate

An increasingly popular phrase used to describe Mike Pence who has now thrown his asshat into the ring.

It is as yet unclear whether or not Mr Pence has fully embraced the phrase, ‘guns and Jesus candidate,’ but he does admit that he feels it has a clever ring to it.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023