Last night, I had 4 cups of Zapatista coffee. Then a piece of Jolt gum to freshen the breath. This morning, before going to work, I showered with Shower Shock caffeinated soap. On my way to work, I drank a bottle of Bawls.
I am caffoon, and this is my manifesto.
I am caffoon, and this is my manifesto.
by Klipper September 9, 2005
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Get the Caff mug.Popular line of clothing worn originally by ravers. Mostly noted for their very baggy jeans and pants. Caffeines are now sold widely in Hot Topic stores and worn by more than just ravers, but generally any of the youth population seeking to avoid the so-called preppy look.
by Aegrimonia July 11, 2004
Get the Caffeine mug.caffo is a nickname given to a person who is a retard or very stupid. The word comes from Cowley. You dont get many caffos.
by Aaron Grundy May 18, 2006
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Get the cafrazy mug.An individual who goes out of their way to make it apparent to you what their current "caffeine Level" is at. Or an individual who when asked "how are you doing?" will always reply with some reference to if they have had any caffeine recently or not.
Tim: Hey D how you doing today?
D: I feel sorry for the poor bastards that have to put up with my wrath, until I get my offering of Java the world will pay!
Tim: stop being such a "Caffidiot"
D: I feel sorry for the poor bastards that have to put up with my wrath, until I get my offering of Java the world will pay!
Tim: stop being such a "Caffidiot"
by couchsalesman December 2, 2009
Get the Caffidiot mug.(n)-Slang term- A condition in which a persons calf, ankle, and foot are completely unrecognizable from one another, making distinguishing the different areas of the leg extremely difficult.
Condition appears in people with excessive weight or girth.
Condition appears in people with excessive weight or girth.
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