shrimp crank 

Slang for a small penis

"Yo, Reuben Houser didn't get another girl because of his shrimp crank"

shrimp crank by Keystone August 4, 2006

crank dat 

A horrible song by a horrible "artist" (Soulja Boy) that talks about how some guy (Soulja Boy) whacks off onto a girls back when she's sleeping, and sticks a bed sheet to her back, and it sticks, hence SUPERMANN!

Soulja Boy: Crank dat soulja boy, superman dat ho.

Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!

crank dat by mark101 June 18, 2008

Crank Dat Jeffay 

when you are doing a chick from behind and then proceed to read her excerpts from The Great Gatsby. And then jizz on her lower right thigh.

"I gon Crank Dat Jeffay last night!"

Crank Dat Jeffay by ClefPro March 8, 2009

cranking the hog 

Masturbation, usually in a more aggressive manner.

Hey man, I was cranking the hog last night and my roommate almost walked in.

cranking the hog by Astrobadgr March 26, 2017

cranked

If someone has been provoked or wound up enough to get annoyed, respond angrily, or lose their cool, they have been cranked - or they are cranked. The word is then often employed on its own to crank them even further.

See also: To crank, crankage.

Person 1: Haha, that game lacks creative vision.
Person 1: STFU it's a great game you idiot.
Person 2: Cranked.

Person 3: You're all a bunch of knobheads, why don't you leave me alone!
Everyone: Person 3 is cranked.

cranked by KevstarSpillmaster February 12, 2012

Crank dat Soulja boy 

verb:
To masturbate (crank that soldier boy)

John didn't bring anyone home so he proceeded to crank dat Soulja boy

Crank dat Soulja boy by Erkkiboy February 14, 2008

Crankenhouse 

A bastardization of the German word "Krankenhaus" meaning hospital. The place you go when you are cranked.

He whent to the crankenhouse cuz he broke his face

Crankenhouse by S Dizzle January 12, 2004