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Cottage

Cooler than Bob
Omg Cottage is so much cooler than Bob!
by EliasLM June 14, 2019
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Cottage

Someone that is thicc and is of larger scale, in particular in the legs and and thighs.
Have you seen that girl? She's cottage!
I like her face, but she is so cottage!
by Stich Smellfour May 14, 2018
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cottage cheese

The worst fucking food to ever be invented by mankind.
Who the fuck made cottage cheese? It's just mozzarella but they gave up halfway through!
by youkoo96 October 1, 2020
mugGet the cottage cheesemug.

cottage jumping

where you go to the beach, wheel a bunch of girls..
take them back to your cottage.

and do.. yeah.

and then do the same thing the next day.
yeah, we went cottage jumping this summer.
by whootwhoot123 December 4, 2010
mugGet the cottage jumpingmug.

Cottaged

Walk there sober.
Walk home shoulder to shoulder
We Cottaged last night.
by britleajones June 14, 2019
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last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...
Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...
by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021
mugGet the last drinks before the thatched cottagemug.

Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.
Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.
by Captain Motorcycle April 14, 2019
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