cockline

a basic general mythical story made up by angry argumentative Canadians to gain attention during sessions of hard chat

'you guys don't know what cocklines are? gather around'

by asidjazz May 14, 2008

cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

cocklift

one who kisses their boss's ass, as if lifting their cock for them whilst pissing.

Pedro brings the boss coffe every morning as an excuse to talk to him in hopes of a promotion. What a fucking cocklift!

by Andrew carocchia February 28, 2007

Cocklock

When a penis is unable to become erect. Thus, the assistance of Viagra is necessary to reverse such a symptom.

I just found out yesterday i have cocklock. What's the Viagra website?

by Miguel August 14, 2003

cocklepuss

the act of plunging an erected cock into a women's vagina vigorously

One night, after a long and hard bang, i was so horny, i decided to cocklepuss my girlfriend

by paul malo/ jkim October 20, 2009

cockles

When we go fishing we use cockles (shellfish) for bait, when we go fishing for guys (on the town) our bait is our titties so we call them cockles

The cockles aint catching many fish tonight..... *sigh*

by Allie July 17, 2004

cockle

a totally useless person who does totally pointless things on a regular basis such that someone might want to give them a silly name. Often used as a more polite although less expressive replacement for the word "cunt"
plural: cockles

pablo hidalgo is a cockle for sure

there are too many cockles around nowadays making up fucking stupid words like "cockle"

by realdealcockle July 15, 2006