Commander

The lucky bastard who will be trying to pickup the hottest girl in a group. Always accompanied by a wingman or two who are designated to engage the hot chick's ugly/bitchy/annoying friend(s).

He saw the brunette first, so Clark's gonna be commander tonight.

by Omni November 14, 2003

Commander

someone who dictates among the rest, even tho they are all equal.

so i was with the commander, and once she didn't want to go out...no one did.

by Riley Fresh March 10, 2009

Clit Commander

One who is a commander of a clit through sexual pleasure and/or stimulation of the clit

mike cannot compare to the Clit commanding power of Garrett

by Garrett bitch &co. October 5, 2003

Comment-Killer

When someone non-popular or not even in the picture comments on it. Ending all comments for the picture. Comment-Killers could be: Creepers, weirdos, non-talkative people that just talk on facebook, or old people.

There were 19 comments on that pic until Dale posted the Comment-Killer.

by Dierks Olgensen April 30, 2010

commentrarian

A combination of the words "comment" and "contrarian" used to describe a person who frequently posts facebook/twitter comments about their opposing view and who rejects or resists the majority opinion.

Gene disagrees with everything. He's such a commentrarian.

I can always count on Jean to make a sarcastic comment on my wall. She's a hateful commentrarian, especially about religion and politics.

He is a total commentrarian. He will disagree with everything everyone says... all the time.

by gmcqueen December 30, 2010

Comment Clucking

Having a conversation with someone in a comment box on a social network (i.e Facebook) and then deleting all your comments so it looks like that person has been talking to them self.

BEFORE Comment Clucking:

MATTY: You look well pretty!

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

MATTY: No.

GEORGE: Yes.

AFTER Comment Clucking:

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

GEORGE: Yes.

by Loremipsumdolorsitamet November 26, 2010

Comment-blocked

To dissuade others from commenting on someone's status by posting a distracting reply.

Stacy's Facebook status: "Wow, so messy! It's like Charlie Sheen's been living here."
Emma's reply: "Charlie Sheen is an underrated actor."
Stacy's reply: "You totally just comment-blocked me"

by The Ultra Lame 14-year-olds January 5, 2011