Christmas

A holiday celebrated on December 25th and commemorates the birth of Christ. I am posting this on Urban dictionary on Christmas to flex to people, but fail ultimately.

Fun fact: 93% of Americans celebrate Christmas.

by MelonKholy December 25, 2022

Christmas

An occasion celebrated on December 25th, where children eagerly ask Santa for unexpected gifts. With so many options available, it becomes difficult for kids to determine which gift is truly worthwhile or beneficial to wish for during this festive season. e.g. A child asking for a smartphone to Santa when this same child is still way too young for a smartphone.

A child asking Santa for a smartphone on Christmas is a classic example of how difficult it can be for kids to gauge what's appropriate for them!

by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025

Christmas

A currently dying holiday that gets less and less exciting each year it passes. Christmas used to be about celebrating the coming of Jesus, but it has since shifted to receiving presents and gifts and eating Christmas Cookies until you get fat.
Scientists believe you should do something new each year for Christmas to keep the Holiday spirit alive, but nobody has time for that.

Person Number 1: bro, is it just me or is Christmas not nearly as exciting as the last few years?

Person number 2: yeah, even after opening my presents I was still lacking the usual excitement bro

by Tg223P December 27, 2025

Christmas II

Includes many traditions such as consuming sloppy seconds, opening gifts two at a time, having two trees and cooking twice as much food.

Made to prove that anything can get a sequel.
Date: Debatable, but thought to be some random weekday in mid-April.

Person 1: What'ya doing?
Person 2: Just preparing for Christmas II! The celebrations are gonna be amazing!

by Mickey_G_ April 15, 2019

Christmas Cancer

When a person, often a family member, who is highly attention seeking, makes up or exaggerates some kind of health event in proximity to a big holiday in order to create drama or put themselves in the center of plans. It is usually a vague but life-threatening illness, serious enough to cause others to drop what they're doing, but not specific enough that people will be aware of what actually ought to be happening to the person. Often after the goal is attained, the subject will let their dupes know that "the doctors found out everything was alright" - getting them off the hook for future issues.

Cousin 1: "Are you still not speaking to your mother-in-law?"

Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"

by RedReplicant January 3, 2019

Christmas Crackwhore

A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.

'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016

Christmas Joy

It is the feeling you remember from your childhood and to this day have looked forward to every year because deep inside most people still have that glimmer of hope that all will be right with the world.

No matter how bad things seem to be going in our lives and it appears theres no hope for humanity we can all still endulge in the annual Christmas Joy.

by jpg3 December 2, 2010