Christmas Eve

Quite possibly the longest day in the Gregorian calendar.

Christmas Eve; 'twas treacherous last year. Felt like an eternity.
- An excerpt from William Shakespear's diary.

by Har-Har December 24, 2009

Puberty Christmas

The year following the period of puberty, in which friends and family (Possibly 'Santa Claus') give you gifts like Old Spice Deodorant, and Axe Spray, Axe Shampoo/Conditioner etc. instead of actual presents.

My grandma got me this Old Spice Swagger kit for my Puberty Christmas this year!! I can't wait to use it on the ladies!

by Kyle Brundage December 27, 2009

Christmas Tree

An evergreen tree, cut at the bottom and put in a stand so it won't fall over, and decorated with silver and gold to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday (December 25).

We have lots of fun setting up and decorating the Christmas Tree each year, just like in Jeremiah chapter 10.

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

jiminy christmas

kinda like holy shit or jebus christ

oh jiminy christmas

by brandon February 17, 2005

Christmas Bomb

When someone wraps anothers present in an obscene amount of layers of wrapping paper or other wrapping material, and forms a ball like shape.

Guy 1: Woah man this wrapping never ends!
Guy 2: You've been Christmas Bombed.

by Jay-Tee069 December 8, 2009

Christmas Tree'd

1. (adj) When a service or utility is repaired or patched together haphazardly rather than correctly in an effort to save time or money; often resulting in frequent accidents, failures, or outages. The resulting jumbled mess of wires often resembles the lights and cords on a Christmas tree.

2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.

3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.

Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor

Whomever wired this fusebox did a shoddy job, it's christmas tree'd together.

by DomPrice February 26, 2012

goth christmas

The clearance sales at Halloween stores after November 1.

"Where did you get those skull earrings?"
"Goth Christmas."

by anonymous October 3, 2020