business major

Someone who ought to not be attending college. These people are generally completely clueless as to what they want to do with themselves but are too stupid to study a real subject and so major in business thinking that it will somehow lead to money. Sadly what these sad individuals tend to not realize is that they're a dime a dozen and should be counting their blessings if they manage to get a job that doesn't involve the phrase "would you like fries with that?"

"That guy we just passed had business major written all over him."

"A real loser huh?"

by Made Fiend August 20, 2007

Serious Business

See: internets

The internets: serious business.

by Philly Phillz May 10, 2010

business as usual

An ongoing and unchanging state of affairs despite catastrophies and turmoils.

After they rose from the dead, Chris accidentaly released the container with fresh zombies into the drive-in theater. Apart from this, Embry and Jacob stayed watching anime, it's business as usual.

by AngeloValentino March 6, 2019

'Bout Business

Ready to ball out and handle yours. Focused, up to the task, on top of shit...

Coach - " Are you going to be ready to go this week #7?"
Player - " Oh yeah coach, no doubt. You know I'm 'Bout Business.

by phrasee January 5, 2010

business poop

A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.

Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops

by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017

im busy

Basically means “fuck you”

“Im busy” while laughing
The most un-genuine “im busy”
He basically said “fuck you” to me
So I now I see how it is

by CodyMetal July 21, 2021

Busy bee

A person who's constantly up to something, wether it be talking shit, doing laundry, running in the neighborhood, visiting family, working overtime, mowing the lawn, talking to strangers like they are family, they are the type of people to say "howdy"

My neighbor is such a fucking busy bee, I get woken up at like 5am to him mowing his fucking lawn.

by SmithJacks September 15, 2020