terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

by Mike January 1, 2004

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TURD BURGLAR

Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. This should not be confused with an Uncle Ted.

So there I was, minding my own business in the crapper, when some dude came out of nowhere and Turd Burgled me. I started coughing hoping to alert him of my presence, but the Turd Burglar just wouldn't stop trying to get into the stall. Needless to say, it was a terrifying experience.

by noahat May 5, 2009

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Aaron Burr

The fucking asshole who shot The Founding Father Alexanded Hamilton and killed him

You're a real asshole,are you sure you're not Aaron Burr?

by HeatherChandler February 23, 2017

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Butt Burgler

A derogatory term for a male homosexual.

"Charles is a butt burgler.. he is guilty of breaking and entering an anus"

by Anon-in-IL-Again March 25, 2008

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nerd burglar

One who steals other people’s intangibles like personal pictures, spreadsheets, etc. left on a website in a private directory not meant to be shared with the public. Different from hacking it implies no or very little skill needed on their part.

You really can’t leave stuff out on the internet unencrypted anymore, all the nerd burglars will grab it.

Nerd burglars got the video of that one time... and now it's on youtube.

by ilted January 23, 2010

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