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Broster

IN some parts of South-East England, the word 'Broster' is used to describe something that has gone seriously wrong. The term was derived from one AS chemistry student who relentlessly dropped glassware by accident throughout the year. As the term became more widely used, to 'Broster something up' or 'brostered' became used for anything that has gone badly wrong, so it was no longer only applicable to broken glassware.
Boy 1 (Drops glass test tube)
Boy 2 - Dayemm fool, you brostered that up big time
by Benenenenenenenenenenenen December 9, 2010
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Brosterbation

When you are missing your bro or homeboy. So you master-bate to their image or think about them.
Bro:1 I miss bro 3
Bro:2 ya I miss him too that's why I was totally brosterbating to him last night
Bro:1 I wonder if he's brosterbating to us right now
Bro:2 I hope so

(brosterbation)
by Bro:3 October 21, 2011
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Brocest

What you call incest when two kids are kicking your ass on CoD:MWF2 and giggling on the microphone about it.
"Wtf is this shit on my tv? Incest? Brocest? GTFO."
by Anasaki March 8, 2010
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Brocest

When one bro has sex or does sexual activities with another bro, regardless of if they are related or not
Matt: Me and clint did it last night bro.
Joe: Thats brocest bro.
by Brosephh32 October 4, 2011
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broesque

1. Of or relating to a constant quirky state of being. 2. Marked by an existentialist point of view: Many religious people do not agree with the broesque state of mind due to its uniqueness and isolation of an individual. 3. Often implied as obtaining an outgoing often powerful personality. 4. Addresses nature and the purpose of human existence belief that people are “created” by experiences they undergo; you create your surroundings by the choices you make throughout your life. 5. Often sarcastic; tauntingly contemptuous: The student is often attempts to be broesque with his teacher, always finding a detention in his future when exemplifying the quality.
References: Chris McCandless and his powerful thoughts on our ignorant society and pathetic world of pop culture, an extremely intense young man captivated by the writings of Thoreau, Emerson, and Tolstoy est. – truly a Broesqu figure
“Envy is ignorance, that imitation is suicide; Trust thyself every heart vibrates to that iron string.” – Broesque constant state of mind.
The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe has somewhat of a resemblance to a Broesque life; consumed by the past. The raven symbolizes his sub consciousness, trying to send him a message that this pain and misery in which he has deluded himself to, will never go away. Part of the Broesque life was victim to a tragic life changing experience that has shaped her life; and for a while the experience defined her until she later discovered it was only a little part of her that made her who she was today. Broesque in the way that people are created by experiences they undergo.
by kwalkbrock March 5, 2009
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brodestrian

Club lax is filled with brodestrians.

Did you see all those brodestrians next to the keg?
by fukgoombchicks June 17, 2010
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Brest-Punched

When you're a girl with boobs too big, and you hit a bump and your boobs hit you in the face.
Why is he laughing so hard?
Oh, his girl hit a bump while driving and got brest-punched
Haaa
by Andy061095 December 25, 2013
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