brochocinco

a top 10 bro name that falls between brosif stalin and president brobama

tom- "yo brochocinco thow me the bag of chip"
mike- "you got it brobama"

by when life hands you a jeffrey December 3, 2010

Brocicle

When one man is in love with another man's submarine.

Person #1 - Oh my gosh! Did you see those brocicles at the club the other day?!
Person #2 - Yeah... I wish I didn't....

by A popcorn inspector June 24, 2011

Broccoli pouch

Something one puts their broccoli in

"Hey, I got a new broccoli pouch!"

by Beef and Beefcake February 20, 2015

Brocking

The act of beating the person you are having sexual intercourse with to death with a boulder and yelling "electric types don't work against my rock hard dong"

Yo dude we were Brocking at the weekend please don't tell the police

by Brock's Rock Hard Cock February 27, 2020

In Before The Brockway

The phrase originally started in the Facebook group Tavern At The End Of The Internet following the propensity for a staff member always commenting ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ on Nina Tucker memes (from Fullmetal Alchemist). The use has expanded to being said when getting in right before the closing off point of something - getting in just before the red light, being the very last one to score a ticket for something, etc. It’s rapidly growing in popularity across groups and even into irl situations, bamboozling friends and coworkers.

Original gag:
Step 1: See a Nina Tucker meme

Step 2: Look to see if Tim Brockway has commented ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ yet

Step 3: If he hasn’t, then comment ‘In Before The Brockway’. You’ve won this round! If he has, then he wins.

Step 4: Rinse and Repeat!

“Finally, I’m in before the Brockway!”

“Damn, he’s just too quick, I never get in before the Brockway”

by Tuckerdidit December 12, 2020

brochill

to relax and/or engage in leisure activities with other bros; to chill with one or more bros

Noah: "What are you doing tonight?"
Matt: "Nothin, wanna brochill?"
Noah: "Yeah bro, I'll bring the gamecube"

Chris: "Bro, I'm stoked for this weekend"
Ryan: "Yeah, bro, it's gonna be gnarly- we'll ski all day and then brochill at the chalet."

by American Ninja January 23, 2008

broconomy

The vast, unofficial economy that exists between bros, buddies, acquaintances, and sometimes even complete strangers. It consists of favors, trades, promises, IOU's, and similar exchanges of goods and/or services. Without it, the world as we know it would collapse into madness and disorder.

Mike brought a case of beer for poker night at Joe's house because Joe had driven him home from a party the other night. They had unknowingly just participated in the broconomy.

by TheTimmeh January 8, 2009