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dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.
Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"
by Getz December 23, 2003
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braedan

amazing hottie whos a great friend and is a master in football
omg he is so a braedan !
by esme72 August 21, 2009
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Braden

the most amazing guy IN THE WORLD.

He's sweet, cute, handsome, awesome, sensitive, hilarious, comfortable to be around, fun/easy to talk to, great to be around, has gorgeous brown eyes, and i wouldn't ever want anyone else but him. Every girl in the world should want him, he's everything a girl would ever want and should NEVER let go. I know i won't (:
I'm absolutely in love with you,
Braden:" i love you and i don't just say that out of habit, i love you more everyday."
by iloveyou<3<3 October 23, 2011
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brae

Extremely skilled in the art of driving can kill a man just by looking at them and is the exact alike of MI6 agent 007
That guy is such a brae!
by Dynotuned October 18, 2008
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jelly bracelets

jelly braceletes rock all me and my firends have them but they dont mean anything to us i have black blue white red and pink:) who cares what they mean im not being forced to do anything!
by Ashley February 17, 2004
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Braedon

The hottest guy at school, work or in life. Tends to walk with a "swag" do to his ego and confidence level. Enjoys to party on his free time. Everyone loves him and all the girls want to be on him! Voted the most heterosexual male in the world!
Girl 1: "Did you see Braedon the other night at that party?"
Girl 2: "Yes! hes soooo atractive and i LOVE his swag!"
by Matthew Clayson November 28, 2011
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Jelly Bracelets

(N.) Cheap bracelets that used to be fashionable about 2 years ago. Still worn by goths and a few others.
Although they are only daft little bracelets, stupid idiots thought it would be good to name them 'shagbands'.
And apparently these were the things that you had to do if your bracelet is snapped, or someone snaps it:

Black~ Sex
Light Blue~ Hand-job
Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob
Blue~ Blowjob
Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.
Yellow~ Big bear hug
White~Flash
Orange~ petting
Purple~Full-fledged make-out session
Clear~ Wild-card
Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard
Silver~Fisting
Gold~ Anal
Clear Gold with glitter~fingering
Clear blue~All of everything
Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.
Clear Green~ All Anal
Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.

The 'Shagband' thing was pointless and pathetic. No-one in their right mind would do this stuff because of a cheap plastic thing that costs 10p.
And if you go by those sex rules you are an idiot.
by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004
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