The act of letting out a silent fart either directly next to or behind another person's face. Quite possibly the worst farts ever and most certainly a near death experience.
There I was, just sitting at my desk and I nearly passed out. I can't believe he got me with another Sneaky Brandon!
by C.G.D. August 10, 2007
Get the Sneaky Brandon mug.Anyone named Branden is obviously the guy you go to when you are feeling down. He will always be there for you and help you through your toughest times. He is also a really fun person to be around, always making sure he never leaves any of his friends out. Branden is sweet, loving and compassionate towards everyone he knows. If you meet a Branden, be sure to keep him around. He is also really good in bed, but will adapt to whatever you like, and will never force you to do anything you don't like.
Person 1: "Who's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"
by Knuckles&Knuckles October 12, 2018
Get the Branden mug.An invitation between two men to, typically clandestinely, perform oral sex on each other in the cab of a pickup truck.
“Hey Jim, at halftime, let’s go Brandon.”
“Ok, but this time let me know when you feel like you’re gonna cum.”
“Ok, but this time let me know when you feel like you’re gonna cum.”
by YurtMcNurty January 11, 2022
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Get the Brandon Rowland mug.Brandon is a one of a kind guy. He might just be the sweetest man you will come to know. Brandon may seem intimidating and scary at first but deep down he is just like a big teddy bear. Brandon's love more than most. They are very loyal, respectful, and kind when it comes to relationships. Because Brandon's are so loving and have huge hearts, they hurt more than most if let down. Brandon's will do anything for the people they love. You will be very lucky to have a Brandon in your life. He may get mad at times but he will always be there for you when you need him
Friend 1- Your'e still with Brandon?!
Friend 2- He's the best man iv'e ever been with of course i am.
Friend 2- He's the best man iv'e ever been with of course i am.
by The_Realest1231 January 3, 2020
Get the Brandon mug.Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.
Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"
Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"
Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"
Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"
Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"
by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006
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