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Blorgasm

Having An Orgasm With Blood Also Exiting The Penis.
by YOURRRRRRRRRRRDADDDDDDDDD January 4, 2009
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blorenge

Blorenge is the only word in the entire world that rhymes with orange...and it's made up to help those people who are out to prove everyone wrong accomplish their goal. Other words that don't have a word to rhyme with them are purple, month and silver.
orange forenge bo borenge fe fi fo forenge blorenge
by Scamper June 18, 2007
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blorg

The sound the stuffed monkey makes when danny throws it against the computer monitor after brutally molesting it for 2 hours straight.
Damnit, Danny, I'm tired of hearing blorgs coming from your room all night! Quit man-handling Bylum! He can't take rape, he's a fragile monkey, you sicko!
by Danny_likes_David's_monkey January 21, 2004
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BLORTH

1.) The best of the best in American Football.

2.) A person who can easily make a joke and has a great sense of humor.

3.) A person who is highly optimistic.
Kat > No, I don't think that's possible.

Tony > Oh yeah it is, ya just gotta be flexible. ;)
by Tony March 10, 2004
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Blork

switching up some vocabulary (from the F-bomb) for everyone who doesn't want to offend, but ...

1. needs an expletive to just fill in between socially and religiously acceptable words or phrases currently used in the English language.

2. must emphasize the content of a statement or express a relatively unpleasant feeling or wish.

3. would like to relate something relatively pleasant.
1. (Example: I can't blorking believe that blorking blork blorked me over and I didn't blorking know it until I was totally blorked.)
2. (Example: I am so blorking mad. That blorking blork left me standing in the blorking rain and stood me the blork up.)
3. (Example: I can't blorking believe how blorking great that blorking dinner and subsequent blork was.)
by spedano March 15, 2011
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blort

A little known but very important body part.
Oh my God! My fucking blort is inflamed again.
by spike November 10, 2003
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blort

the act of farting, flatulence, breaking wind etc. while getting oral sex performed on you by your partner(s)
he blorted as she gave him a blow job
by Blorter January 19, 2009
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