OWO *sees buldge* what is dis i fouwnd

Something a furry would sa

OWO *sees buldge* what is dis i fouwnd… *Pull’s down you pawnts* OWO

by Α March 9, 2022

bludgeon your brown eye blue

To anally "bludgeon" or plunder another's colon to the point of turning it blue.

Cory, don't make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like I did to Fabio lastnight, his asshole is so blue it's truly bludgeoned!

by Alex111aaa March 28, 2009

blidge

Blidge is a (presumably) made-up word that the Thievery Corporation used a song called "Lebanese Blonde."

In the first verse, the lyric is "the clouds drifting through the blinds"; in a later verse, words and phrases are replaced with others that are phonetically similar, and the lyric becomes "the clouds drifting through the blidge."

Now I can hear the sound, the clouds drifting through the blidge.

by David March 1, 2005

Blugent

someone who is a stupid idiot, a muggish cretin

keith: you is a mug

Isaac: SHUT UP YOU CRETIN BLUGENT

by etbob October 6, 2011

budgee smugler

Speedo like dick togs that reveal the outlne of the male organs due to their tight fit.

For fuck sake, don't wear your budgee smuglers down on Bondi beach with those other gaylords.

by Dan January 27, 2005

budget

A person's ass (usually a female's).

Hey girl, come here and let me check your budget.

by blawck August 28, 2007

bladger

Bold equivalent to a badger, but more of a Sycophant; short slightly fat, aging, wife beater, misogynist, sociopathic, in debt, big toys, small goods. Basically a total fucker. Sorry Dad.

He says:
Hey Chick, how you doing? No, you're doing wrong. Pat pat. There there, if only you weren't a man?

She's says:
At least I won't die of a heart attack, with people lining up to piss on your grave. Fuck head bladger.

by Fleur NZ December 12, 2007