bitter biscuits

very upset, mad, angry.

He's bitter biscuits, he just lost his ipod.

Steal her socks, she'll be bitter biscuits when she wakes up.

by MoJo10 March 27, 2011

mud biscuit

A slang terminology to describe a person as a "piece of shit", in a serious or jovial manner

"Go fuck yourself, you mud biscuit".

by Christopher "Robb-E-Robb" Robb June 1, 2011

Under biscuits

When the gluteus maximus creeps from beneath the short shorts and is exposed to the open air.

"Dang, that girl's under biscuits are gonna burn if she doesn't cover up"

by S.ButtButt July 30, 2015

petite biscuit

Something with such true beauty that it is not yet ready for the human vision.

"That video was..."
"petite biscuit?"
"Yea"

by IAmSmolFandoms September 11, 2016

College Biscuit

When a group of fraternity inductees circle around a biscuit and the last one to ejaculate on it must eat it to join the frat.

The Donald loves eating college biscuits.

by P. P. October 19, 2016

yard biscuit

Yard biscuit- a rock (n.)

typically any normal "chucking" sized rock found in the yard. Helps to remove unwanted folk from around your damn house. Yard biscuits can be found in every yard in America.

"Get the fuck outta hea!"..

"Stop spinning those tires! You're throwing YARD BISCUITS!"

by goferitgirl December 19, 2016

Dangling disco biscuit

this occurs when a man hovers over a woman laying at the edge of the bed. The meat is then dangled towards the eager mouth. Finally u drop the disco biscuit in said mouth. Thus executing a text book dangling disco biscuit.

Tylers mom was laying on the beachchair which gave me the perfect opportunity to hit her wit the dangling disco biscuit

by TitsHemmingway February 22, 2011