Mini Basketball

The Sport in Which A Participant Buys A 5 Dollar Mini Basketball Hoop Which Includes A Small Cushy Basketball From Their Local Mini Basketball Toy Seller, In Which They Tape It To Their Walls And In Times Of Severe Boredom, Attempt To Shoot The Tiny Ball Into The Tiny Hoop, Very Fulfilling.

Josh: Bought A Mini Basketball Hoop Yesterday
Kyle: Very Interesting, Fulfill Your Boredom Hole By Shooting A Hoop
Josh: Its Fucking Impossible
Kyle: Your A Noob

Mini Basketball by WaLrUs. October 24, 2008

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British Basketball

When two dudes stand exactly 10 feet apart from each other and masturbate, whoever can catch the most semen in their mouth wins

“Hey what did you do last night?”
“Oh me and Jerry played British Basketball together, it was a close game but he won”

British Basketball by Long Tits McGinty November 13, 2020

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Henry Wong Basketball

When playing NBA 2k8 or 2k9, a player stands on the other end of the court waiting for a long pass resulting in an easy layup or dunk.

Only done by Henry Wong, a senior at Oregon State.

Player 1: Kobe misses a three
Henry Wong:Oden rebound, long pass to Roy on the other end for a layup.
Player 1: BULL SHIT
Henry Wong: That's Henry Wong basketball for you!

Henry Wong Basketball by twatari September 29, 2009