Banecdote

An anecdote that is filled with a large amount of banter.

"Hey bro, how was Amsterdam?"
"So many banecdotes dude. Well first there was three of us: me, a stoner and a hooker..."

by stupidmachine September 30, 2011

Banxiety

Incessantly checking your bank account balance for fear that checks won't clear due to a low balance.

Jack David: "Mom, stop looking at your IPhone. I've got to get to practice."

Mom: "Sorry, son, but I gotta check my account online. Ever since your Dad lost his job I got a bad case of banxiety."

by HotwheelsJD December 31, 2012

Bane you

When someone cups a fart and then puts it over your mouth and nose like Bane's mask and you can't breathe.

You are being mean to me, now I'm going to Bane you.

by Iwokeuplikedis June 2, 2014

Bane's Mask

Farting into a cupped hand then holding it over a girls nose and mouth.

My girlfriend was bitchin so I gave her Bane's Mask.

by Monkeyfartcheese December 10, 2015

baneros

Another word for money like guala or beans invented by Lucas.Ciesynski

Aye cory , you got some baneros?
Yea fam i got you

by Trapadile April 6, 2016

Bandxiaty

The overwhelming feeling of falling in love with too many bands (of any genre).

My playlist of 38 different bands gives me bandxiaty

by Personallyaltered April 14, 2016

bane boobs

Breasts engorged to the point veins are visible. Must be firm. Usually caused from an increase in size from hormones...in cases as pregnancy, breast feeding or starting new birth control

I started my new birth control and my Bane boobs look like they got a fresh shot of venom

by Numb3r33 May 20, 2016