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busted fire hydrant 

When a man is about to have a powerful orgasm but he pinches the tip of his dick causing his penis to explode
My girlfriend refused to receive a facial and pinched my dick. I had my first busted fire hydrant.
busted fire hydrant by Cackyblacky September 21, 2016

busted stick shift 

Common among older men, this refers to a condition in which one's urination stream is halted briefly every few seconds, then quickly returns to normal pressure. This cycle can occur several times during urination, depending on the volume of liquid being released. Contracting a busted stick shift can be caused by several medical conditions, but is most prevalent as a result of enlarged prostate gland complications. The term is derived from the ebb in motion caused when shifting gears using a manual transmission car. The change in acceleration revolving around this phenomenon is often embellished by poor driving and or broken (i.e. busted) stick shift. For the sake of this definition, the "stick" refers to the man's penis.
Mike 1: Dude that director that was pissing next to me had a totally busted stick shift.

Mike 2: O yea? He should consider masturbating more, I hear it clears prostate complications

busted flee 

Jovan: Sit next to me
Tomas: I can’t there are assigned seats at this thing. Have you met my date?
Jovan: I’m surprised you came

Fiona: Damn, Tomas is here with some busted flee
busted flee by williet hughnot August 19, 2023

busted tees 

I'd hit it. Yes indeed.
I laugh long and loud at those witty busted tees.
busted tees by Pingoir January 2, 2009

busted off 

I busted off all over her back
busted off by sonny5770 August 30, 2004

Busted by the bum 

The situation where sexual relations in an automobile are interupted by a homeless person asking for money.
Diaz: What's wrong, Giringo?
Dave Diamond: No sexo, I got busted by the bum!
Busted by the bum by sextoaster December 12, 2004