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Dog's bollocks

UK slang meaning "the best".

If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.
My new mobile phone has MP3, MP4, 6 megapixel camera, bluetooth and WAP. It's the dog's bollocks.
by Buggle December 30, 2007
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Bollocking

A harsh punishment for something you've done.
In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:

"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"
by Mike Hunt, York Hunt May 20, 2010
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Bollockisation

Exclamation of annoyance or frustration, derived from the British term "bollocks", meaning testicles or nonsense. To "give someone a bollocking" is to reprimand them.
May also be influenced by "buggeration".
"Oh, bollockisation! My computer just crashed again!"
by Alex C W January 17, 2008
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Bollocks

A phrase that can mean basically anything. Commonly used to describe a time where all hell breaks loose. Is also used to describe the action of poop.
“What the bollocks? Who stole my carkison?”
I gotta go drop the bollocks off at the pool, I just ate Taco Bell and can feel it comin.”
by Bollocks&Arsimus April 14, 2022
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cunty-bollocking-arse-wank

This is something you say when you want to say one word however 1 is not enough, so say 4 swears in one.

use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.
bunny: I missed the bus, oh cunty-bollocking-arse-wank!!!

Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).
by FreakyBunny69XXX. December 31, 2011
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RamShack Bollocking

The term is an extension of its former expression 'Bollocking' Used to thoroughly inform and highlight a person’s ill behaviour, raising awareness in order to prevent the action from occurring again in the future.

When paired ‘Ramshack’ indicates the issues raised are far beyond repair, alternatively it may refer to complete insolence in ones errors.
“My boss gave me a proper RamShack Bollocking yesterday.”

“I can’t believe Bert defecated in your oven”

“I know, he’s getting a right RamShack Bollocking when I see him.”
by ChickenTina November 7, 2012
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route one bollocks

Standard issue nonsense. This can describe anything from a poor lie to a lazy, formulaic excuse. Can also refer to standard company/party bureaucracy and 'philosophy'.
"This is just Route One Bollocks isn't it, John?!?!"
by BogMorris July 11, 2019
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