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Bidened

backwards, upside down, opposite, fucked up, delusional, ghosted, something that doesn’t make any sense, lied to.
Him: she told me she’d roll through and she didn’t! Friend: oh Dayum you got bidened.

Was supposed to get paid but didn’t=you got bidened.

Making a left when you should’ve taken a right. Bidened.

Snow in July: That weather is so Bidened.

1+1=7. That math teacher’s brain is Bidened though.
by MillyMelly March 11, 2021
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Bidens

A syndrome identified by forgetfulness, stuttering, or hypocrisy.
"They've used the filibuster for years and now they say it's wrong? They have a bad case of the Bidens."
by Howlfly April 6, 2021
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Schrodinger's Biden

The version of Joe Biden that exists in the minds of conservatives where he is simultaneously clueless and ineffective, evil and manipulative.
Schrodinger's Biden hasn't accomplished a thing in 50 years in government but can also manipulate gas prices to swing an election his way.
by JMMJMMJMM September 10, 2022
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fucktard Biden

The 46th POTUS.
Gee, Mitt, that Fucktard Biden is a real douche nozzle!
by Maga! January 22, 2021
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Pulling a Biden

Teacher: "Would you please answer the question, Mr. smith."
Smith: "I'm sorry miss, I'm pulling a Biden!"
by 101010101010101010101010001010 December 5, 2021
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Beijing Biden

Feckless senile old hump hopelessly compromised in future dealings with the Chinese Communists because of his past shady dealings with them.
The ChiComs have so much shit on Beijing Biden and his family that he will be rolling over for them like a good dog any time they say!
by patriotgammer December 8, 2020
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the biden touch

The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.
COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistaneverything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.
by ajpolo August 16, 2021
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