Bernice

A gender neutral name that means 'Bringer of Victory'

"Man Bernice is so good at everything they always win.."

by Pupper Lord July 27, 2016

acai berry

Acai is a berry native to South America that is pretty healthy, but hasn't been scientifically proven to be any healthier than many other types of berries, such as blueberries, raspberries, or blackberries. However, since many gullible people have never heard of acai berries, they jump at ridiculous advertisements which claim their acai berry extracts will help them lose weight. Incidentally, many of the companies selling these extracts are pyramid schemes.

Fat woman: I can't lose this excess belly fat! I've tried everything except for a sensible diet and exercise plan. What ever should I do?
Snake oil salesman: Have no fear! For only $299.99/month plus shipping and handling, you can order some acai berry extract!
FW: Does it work?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Can you prove it?
SOS: Yes.
FW: Sounds good to me! How do I sign up?

by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011

Bernadette

She’s compassionate and cares deeply for those close to her. If she’s open to new friend ships but you have to go up to her first. If you get a chance, get to know her! She’s a pescatarian.

Bernadette is smarter then you but she’ll never admit it.

by Bernbear February 26, 2019

berryton

A person who has an excessive amount of spots on their back. They can also have spots on their face and legs.

"Oh my god, that guy had a backful of spots, he was a right berryton!"

by Jambalaya234 July 9, 2006

Bernardis

Code word for penis.

Damn that's a big bernardis.

by aidanlavarock January 17, 2018

Bertstare

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.

You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg

by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010

Bernice

A really amazing person (gender neutral name) who has a more complex personality than they let on.
Most people hate them because they're jealous.
They are usually easily insulted because they are very sensitive people.
They hide behind a confident exterior but inside they are very secretive and have really bad trust issues.
They are often one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet but you have to give them a chance to warm up to you.
Probably a bookworm.

"Wow, Bernice sure is confident"!
"Why can't I do public speaking like Bernice can?"
"Bernice is like, really, secretive, I wonder what's she's hiding"

by SarcasticLesbian March 30, 2017